Honorary Board Members

Honorary Board Members are members that do not hold any power in the organization. They are just members to make themselves feel better about themselves. You can have as many honorary board members as you want just to. They are people that are just not cool enough to be on the board.

In all seriousness, we love our honorary board members. They are our backbone and our best volunteer. We couldn’t do what we do without our friends/honorary board members.

President

Lauren

Lauren cannot use salad tongs; however will show up for free food. Her defining traits are that she thinks cilantro tastes like soap and she works at the zoo. Her hair has just enough red to be on the board.

Board Members

Philip

Philip is a man. He is a pastor and just not cool enough to be on the board. He loves to play with his tools and build things. He has a tratter on his desk which is kinda cool but not cool enough to make him cool.